A Snail's Wisdom

\"To cultivate is to become one with the world, achieving a higher plane of existence.\"

What the hell? No, it isn\'t.

\"Through diligent meditation and introspective enlightenment, one will be able to bridge the gap between himself and the center of the universe, achieving Immortality.\"

Where did you get this crap? Such nonsense!

Come, come, disciple. Follow your Snail-sensei here, and I will show you the quickest path to Immortality! It isn\'t all meditation and enlightenment like you imagine. If you aren\'t willing to risk your life, what makes you think you can avoid death? But don\'t worry! You have the Supreme Me. Your success is guaranteed!

Now just put this dress on and let\'s go.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don\'t point that sword at me!!!IMPORTANT AUTHOR\'S NOTE:I have removed many of the earlier chapters due to an upcoming official publication through other channels. I have left the more recent chapters and will update in the future so that my current readers who have been with me since the beginning will get to witness the end of the current arc. All of your support is the reason I have gone forward with publishing my story, and I thank all of my beloved readers. <3 For any newcomers, I am sorry to have wasted your time with this front page. If you\'re truly interested in reading my story, please stay tuned for official publication as it will also be in a much more intriguing layout and pacing than what I originally published. If you are too impatient, I suppose you can search for some sites that pirated my book for now? Better get to them before I do :P